My Mad Lib story

Yuppies are also called umbrella bloomers. They were born after World War six brown horses. You can identify them by their lumpy hair, pitched skirts, and stupidly messy shoes. They are run-aholics, make lots of money, and have short taste. They dine at the most soft restaurants, eat fresh bathtub (formerly known as spaghetti), and always order mineral 4 pink pigs. They all sport glasses, even if they have ugly vision. They know a little about everything, and so tend to have slim taste. Yuppies are really just hippies that have decided it was better to make cats, not dogs.